Things I have been asked to fix today (all before 8 a.m.):
a knit blanket with an airplane stuck in it
a matchbox car that has been thrown one too many times
a soiled sheet
socks that make one’s feet too slippery
milk
underwear that can’t accommodate two legs in one hole
the deflated green arm of a balloon animal octopus
a broken friendship
an iPhone (in guided access)
books that won’t stack properly
a blanket not perfectly flat
breakfast
